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Re: Howard Stern...Seinfeld's Driving in cars

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Jerry's got a lot of nerve picking up some of these people in raggedy cars. He picked up Kramer in a VW half Bus. It was all rusted.
I'll need to be picked up in a Cornish or Maroth or 1964 Riviera or a '81 Imperial. Or a tricked out '50s Milk Truck.
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Let's just make it a R.R. Wraith.
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Gayness Quotient
Stern and co., since you are all such big fags and homophobes I think we should set some gay boundaries and guidelines.
Male:
Hugging, 5% gay - unless there has been a death in the family, or you are cousins and haven't seen one and other in years.
Kissing, 30% gay - any where any time. no exceptions.
Fudge Packing - giver: 30% gay
Fudge Packing - receiver 100% gay
Fellatio - giver - 100%
Fellatio - receiver[passive] - 10%
Toe and feet manipulation - 40% gay - unless you are a masseuse then only 10% gay
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Female: male viewer
Hugging, 1% gay
Kissing, 1% gay
Naked with hand manipulation 10%
scissoring, 15% gay
cunnilingus, 20% gay
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now add up all your percentages with each occurrence and you know how fag you are.
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----A paragraph of Porn----
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Sir Harden Thicke propositioned Blue Iris at a bar. Blue acknowledged in her smeared deep-tenor voice. Thicke whisked her
out the backdoor and quickly hailed a cab. Blue rubbed Thickes' crouch until the stitching could barely hold Thickes' readiness.
Thicke tipped the cabby with his back mostly to him. Upon the apartment door closing Blue loosened Thickes belt and adroitly worked his shaft deep down her throat. Almost immediately Thicke withdrew and let fly his molten load.
----Watching from the window seal a robin quivered into flight at the sudden jizz attack on Blue's face.
Just then Jack Mayoff walked in and exclaimed, "What are you doing to my wife?"
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**************A moment of silence for the passing of Blue Iris ! She was only 66.
I remember when she called The Jim Rome Show. She started saying he was handsome and Jim punked out with a quick hang-up.
I'd like to know how she got past the call screener.
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Ahhhh ha ha, Stern caught in a lie again.
So Stern advertises condoms. And says he uses them.
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So Howie brings in a psych-profiler. He corners Stern on the rubbers thing saying,"no married couple uses rubbers.
Stern admits he only uses them sometimes. The profiler says that is OCD behavior. I say this is just Stern's way of telling
his wife not even her precious quam can touch his germophobic penis.
Howie said his wife did complain. Even Robin was curious/confused about this.
I say Howie uses the rubber so he can last more than 3.9 sec. inside her.
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I just remembered this: When God made man or what would become man, there could be no issues or hesitation about procreation. The process had to be fool proof. Early man didn't have the option of,"do I want to impregnate this female ?"
No, as soon as it touched labia minora it had to explode. None of this pulling out and extro-ejaculating. Or pumping and withdrawing to subvert the creation act !
That is why there is no such thing as premature ejaculation !
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* Dennis "The Worm" Rodman
I like Dennis as much as I respect Pres. B. Obama.
I've followed Dennis since he signed with the Det. Pistons as a second round pick.
Probably the worst thing he did besides blow ~$millions at the Palms Las Vegas is kick that cameraman.
Now Mr. Rodman has stepped into national media as a de facto politician to North Korea.
He won't admit to it but its forced on him by nutso facto media.
So America dis'es North Korea for various human rights atrocities. Though North Korea has the balls to shout
down American sentiment without the legs to stand on.
At least until they get a Nuclear Weapon.
I just wish Mr. Rodman gets the vernacular to explain to the media legions that North Korea is a dictatorship.
That means the absolute power to dominate the people resides in the ruling government. It has nothing to do
with what the fornicating public wants. It would be nice if the fornicating public could assure its children
there will be food and industry for them to evolve into but I guess that's all the governments management.
However the dictator came to power, usually birthright, its his country to mold. Or wreck as he sees fit.
If you want to take it from him you need to kill him ! Do you have the stones to murder ? Could you live with
yourself afterward ? Because that's how his family probably
came to power, killed the incumbent.
Free speech is minimized because most of it is jealous anarchy anyway.
Many won't admit it but Iraq's dictatorship minimized Al Qaeda for decades. Some dictators are needed.
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Mr. Rodman has blown up so much he's almost too big for the Stern Show. But I guess a lot of people shun the show after they don't need Howey anymore.
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Star's latest find is a guy with a natural burp when he speaks.
It's so disgusting no doctor will help him. :lol: They say it comes from stress.
If that's the case then Star shouldn't do commercials because as soon as he starts one he needs to burp. And does.
Star is so disgusting ?
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Howie had "Sia" on the show. She wrote "Shine like a Diamond". I think Benouce made it famous.
Anyway Stern made this very sensitive girl cry. With his profound comments. :cry:
Is Stern a monster ? :cry: :wink:
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Wendy v Gary the challenged
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I need to give Gary a hi-five for taking the maiming from Wendell in the zinger-rank throwdown.
Gary tries to be a classy guy til Stern seduces him with his world of smut.
Wendell should've been flagged for roughing, holding and hitting, extreme prejudice, malice of forethought and hate crime.
Gary lost 15-5 as Wendell continued to pile on. It's just a beating Gary. :x
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Mammary Lane " Fred Hypnotized"
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Best part was when Fred was Robin's lover, you could feel Robin squirm as she knew she would need to be smutty as she pretended to date both Fred, Mr. X and Howard.
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Lang should still be up for an Emmy for when he "came out" to Sulu !
"We had full blown gay sex !" :lol: :oops:
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Sirius Radio
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Gotta give Sirius Radio management props for the way they handle subscriptions.
They'll work with you to keep you on board as best they can. Unlike phone companies that make you just want to jam the device up their poepoe.
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Bengy vs NFL and Jim Rome
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I thought Bengy left some sound bites out when he got thrown out of the Goodell presser.
He should've added, "We know what goes on in elevators !"
So Jim Rome plays the sound bite and Bengy sounds like he is about to be gang raped.
Rome must've gotten the enhanced sound bite.
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I can remember when MLB was above any unrighteous incriminations.
But Rome is one of those privileged characters that byes into all that MLB horsebleep.
Like if a guy has a "No-No" going through 8 plus inning you are not supposed to try and break it up with a bunt !
I recently saw a pole that said it agreed about 65% to 35% with that logic.
Let me give you an analogy to that.
Someone has you in a death grip and is trying to skull "F" you to the hilt but you won't bite down because death will come sooner !
So No-No's are only contested for 8 innings ?
You don't surrender. Though you can resign in a chess game.
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Then they groove a pitch for Jeter's last at bat. At least one female said that was like giving a spoiled child a candy to shut up, sickening !
Were the managers in on that ?
And if a Plate Umpire has on an Outside Protector the strike zone is different ?!
Cause I've seen one call a pitch that was 6" outside the white part a strike.
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Re: Howard Stern

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Stern says he achieved a 1600 rating playing chess online.
That's pretty good. Right when you think you got it going on, you start blundering.
Knowing how much Stern lies, my guess is he's about a 1551 and rounded up.
I can't really rag on him because I can't maintain 1500 myself. Unless I play guys
lower rated and just steal points. :shock: There's guys online that have played 1000 games
and their rating never goes higher than 1150 !!! WTF ?

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Artie Lang vs Andrew Dice Clay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-UzyD2-9ug - see both parts
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This was from 2005 ?, WOW !
I always liked Dice, a mans man. And lately I had heard tales he was a genuine asshole with regards to managing his comedy shows.
Well this link proves he will test anyone to see if he can get someone to suck his cock.
Artie was supposed to get paid within hours of his set. Dice let it go for 10 days.
Shit about I had to go home and do shit. Crap about someone called Artie's manager to get an address. Maximum stalling.
But you can hear in Dice's voice that he wanted to punk Artie. Like he wanted to team up about bigger shows so Artie could tug on
his cock longer. Then maybe he would give Artie his $5K now that he was into him for $10k.
Whata douche. But what can you expect da guy is a animal.
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I'm back in a truck again so I'm getting some XM-S
I think I heard Riley Martian died. Err, Martin
I'm sure the Grey's took his mind so he can live on !
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